Eat breakfast: Eat as much as you can, preferably a combination of pork and potatoes.

Work out: Go surfing and teach east coasters how to surf, then feel like puking. After that go to a wedding and eat as much as you can and talk to people you have never met but are now your family.

Fin Go to a east coaster shin dig and talk about life with them, learn valuable lessons that show you how to be successful and make it in the real world.
Peace.