5 Reasons to Not Lift Weights

Reason 1: Complete elbow destruction and world wide embarrassment.

Reason 2: You might pee your pants.

Reason 3: You might break your own neck.

Reason 4: You might fall asleep while holding 300 pounds on your shoulders.

Reason 5: You might kill Gulpie the goldfish…

  1. Kelly

    - 13th Oct, 08 05:10am

    “weight” not “wieght”

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  2. Caligula

    - 13th Oct, 08 06:10am

    There’s a bucket right there and the kid just moans like a retard.

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  4. Al Lazzara

    - 20th Oct, 08 08:10am

    Another reason: You might just drop the weights on your banana. OUCH!

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  5. W8Lftr

    - 8th Jan, 09 09:01am

    Funny but realize that anyone who makes excuses to not lift weights (or any form of exercise for that matter) is obviously just a lazy, fat ass.

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  6. Sam

    - 6th Dec, 09 10:12pm

    The bench press accident was the result of a spotting fail. The spotter should have used an over and under hand grip (deadlift grip) and his hands should have never left the barbell…he deserves a kick in head for that one.

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  7. Sam

    - 6th Dec, 09 10:12pm

    And anouther thing I forgot to add about that fatal bench press attempt is that the lifter did not rap his thumbs around the barbell had he done that this may not have happened despite the failer of the other guy to do a proper spotting.

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