5 Reasons to Not Lift Weights

Reason 1: Complete elbow destruction and world wide embarrassment.

Reason 2: You might pee your pants.

Reason 3: You might break your own neck.

Reason 4: You might fall asleep while holding 300 pounds on your shoulders.

Reason 5: You might kill Gulpie the goldfish…

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5 comments ↓

#1 Kelly on 10.13.08 at 5:29 am

“weight” not “wieght”

#2 Caligula on 10.13.08 at 6:02 am

There’s a bucket right there and the kid just moans like a retard.

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#4 Al Lazzara on 10.20.08 at 8:51 am

Another reason: You might just drop the weights on your banana. OUCH!

#5 W8Lftr on 01.08.09 at 9:11 am

Funny but realize that anyone who makes excuses to not lift weights (or any form of exercise for that matter) is obviously just a lazy, fat ass.

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